Kevin

Double Herpes; the sexually transmitted disease known as "herpes," but twice as effective

"Dude...I should not have banged that chick last night..."

"Why?"

"I think...she gave me Kevin..."

"...dude that IS bad..."

by GatoSquadPro October 13, 2011

kevin

your teacher that acts like a 16 but is ur teacher....

"im 185lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal"-kevin 2k17

by omg_its_kyle December 15, 2017

Kevin

A Kevin is a male version of a Karen.

All the characteristics are the same.
Nobody wants to be a Kevin or a Karen.
If you are one, then your life is fucked up.

Guy: C'mon dude, don't be such a Kevin!

by We will all die. July 16, 2020

Kevin

An Asian who thinks he's Hispanic

Man, did you see that? He's such a Kevin!

by Human852 January 23, 2017

Kevin

Kevin /noun/ A Smol boy who also refers to the names Cum Slut, Xander’s Bitch, and Pussy Boy.

Wow, Kevin is such a thot. Did you know he sucks Xander’s dick?

by OwO Bleach December 17, 2018

Kevin

Literally has the biggest dick, and funny like Kevin hart. Smokes weed, drinks, and likes to fuck!

Kevin made me squirt so many times!!!

by Bickdick12yearold June 17, 2019

Kevin

Gay ass nigga that eats cheese

Christan:sup kevin
Kevin: nooooo im a big gay

by Hhggggg July 31, 2018