Frozen Cow Juice

Ice Cream

Back in Texas, we call ice cream Frozen Cow Juice.

by evilcanofsoup September 20, 2009

big dawg juice

drink that contains a mixture of sprite and vodka (mostly vodka) made popular by susquehanna university quarterback Rich Palazzi. It is a staple on the weekends for su students and helps them in acheived a high standard of whiteboywastedness.

damn i cant believe that kid just chugged some of that big dawg juice, he is so whiteboywasted right now!

by bigdawg17 June 7, 2011

potato juice

another word for vodka

potato juice and orange juice would make a delicious screwdriver.

by James Vangohe May 14, 2007

goodnight juice

cold and/or cough syrup, especially NyQuil. such OTC medications cause drowsiness, so a mild overdose will cause unconsciousness. utilised especially by exasperated caretakers (e.g. parents and babysitters) and insomniacs without access to sleeping pills.

Jenny the babysitter couldn't get little Billy to shut the fuck up, so she gave him some goodnight juice and tucked him in to bed.

It was four in the morning, and Jacob had to get up at six. He took some goodnight juice, and was asleep within minutes.

by Colleen, aka The Kid April 3, 2009

dookie juice

The slosh of water created when you plunge the toilet and churn your shit

Sorry I took so long,I was busy making a batch of dookie juice

by optiman February 22, 2015

juice my dick

A commonly used term in bars, nightclubs, etc.. for having someone hook you up with drinks, food, or bitches. It can also be used in past tense as having you 'dick juiced'. It can used generally for receiving something for FREE.

Say trick, could ya' juice my dick and hook me and da boys down wid some table boogy fo' free?

Last night at da damn titty bar, ah' gots my dick juiced by Sunshine and da damn bartender!

by Cartright September 6, 2005

Herpes Juice

Often produced as a side product during the creation of Cockcheese, Herpes Juice is the result of a man with STD sores on his dick masturbating without a finish for five or more consecutive hours. During this time, the friction and pressure exerted from his hand will cause the sores to swell and eventually burst, causing a mix of blood and the essence of the infection to ooze out and fall to the floor. While this often mixes into cum from a cockcheese process or the eventual result from the coexisting masturbation (often mixing with the semen and creating a pink-ish colored solution that smells similar to the experience of snorting melted chicken shit), many will collect this in a jar or other sort of container. Often, both the initial red blood from the sores bursting and the blood diluted yellow from a microscopic ecosystem of bacteria and viruses will be dumped into a pot together and mixed. During the churning process; corn syrup, salt, and red food coloring are added to thicken it and cover up the tint of yellow in its color. The end result is Herpes Juice, a product with a taste that makes you feel like a rape victim who had their mouth molested by a horse's cock dipped in soggy mud. Afterwards, it is packaged into a plastic container and ready to be sold in stores as Heinz Ketchup.

Next time you're in a grocery store, you'll cringe while you're passing through the condiments section and thinking of the Herpes Juice mass produced and organized side-by-side on the shelves.

by Dorr200789 February 18, 2010