the assorted emails women receive, on dating sites, from men who are far too old/young or live way too far away to be able to actually date.
by thehypermom January 31, 2011
1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.
2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".
2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
by Mr. Bonejangles May 22, 2009
by Vinchenzo Salvator June 02, 2014
Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?
Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 11, 2010
Junk Punk is the new "Punk" groups like Blink 182, Green Day, Panic! at the disco ect. It's no longer real punk, but pop-punk.
by pgcr90 March 09, 2007
Bob: Mandy's lookin' pretty slim these days....that girl's got it goin' on.
Dobalina: Yeah, I heard she's on the "Junk Food" diet.
Bob: Junk food don't make a girl look like that.
Dobalina: That's cause she's gettin' the food from John's junk......if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.
Dobalina: Yeah, I heard she's on the "Junk Food" diet.
Bob: Junk food don't make a girl look like that.
Dobalina: That's cause she's gettin' the food from John's junk......if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.
by Tryky October 14, 2009
When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.
I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.
by Paccali November 15, 2002