Funnyun Junk

One who is cursed by incredibly stinky balls or a funky vagina.

Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?

Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.

by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010

Junk phone

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.

Dude, I saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. I don't want to touch your junk phone!

by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016

Junk Function

An all around general term for the functioning of ones junk,

for example going to the bathroom.

hey what are you doing, what? Oh! I am am having a junk function!

eww! whats that smell?.... Oh that.... Smells like a junk function...

Watch your step, a dog had a junk function there

by Coldsurvival July 4, 2011

Junk Drawer

A larger than average posterior.

Look at the junk drawer on that mf’ing Christmas elf!

by Neckbone McGee December 3, 2020

Junk Punk

Junk Punk is the new "Punk" groups like Blink 182, Green Day, Panic! at the disco ect. It's no longer real punk, but pop-punk.

Buddy: Man, have you downloaded the latest blink song?
You: Nah, that shit is just junk punk.

by pgcr90 March 11, 2007

Junk Food

basically it's the food that comes from your junk.....sperm, semen, cum

Bob: Mandy's lookin' pretty slim these days....that girl's got it goin' on.

Dobalina: Yeah, I heard she's on the "Junk Food" diet.

Bob: Junk food don't make a girl look like that.

Dobalina: That's cause she's gettin' the food from John's junk......if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.

by Tryky October 14, 2009

junk in the trunk

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.

I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.

by Paccali November 15, 2002