Jizz Jumping

The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.

I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.

by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016

jump judy

Jump JudyAs in Judy Garland, she hopped down the yellow brick road, in her ruby slippers. To get clean to get fresh to get dressed up.

Before I went to the club I had to Jump Judy so that the ladies will choose me.

by Billy Williams January 3, 2005

jump off

A 'regular' booty call/sex partner.
NOTE- MEN can be jumpoffs too!!

Shaneequa really wanted some, and figured she'd call her jump off Tyquan.

by deelow September 14, 2008

jump ugly

To move close or (get in the face) of someone, with the intent of creating conflict, intimidation or challenge.

"If that nigga wants to jump ugly on my ass, I'm gonna punch him in that face right quick!"

by Cat Mandoo January 5, 2008

jump around

jump from one thing to another--ie. try different things

"We can jump around and try new things, which others can't or won't."

by Jean-Luc August 23, 2003

Jump Stupid

To get krunk on a person for offending

If she keeps talking shit about me I'm a have to jump stupid.

by Jin Li November 11, 2003

jump the boat

To not look before you leap, to take action before thinking.

“Slow down, Kiddo. You’re starting to jump the boat,”

by KennyTheGoneOne April 22, 2018