two toke joke

The person that bugs the crap out of you to get high, and bitches out after the second hit because their throat hurts from hacking a lung up during the first one.

Other excuses include:
-being "wayyy to hiigh already maaan!"
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling 'into it' anymore

They then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.

Me: Yo man i just blazed with that really cute girl that always says she wants to get high with me

You: That really hot one that's supposedly a huge pothead?

Me: Yeah!

You:DUDE! How was it!?! You guys musta blazed for hours!

Me: I wish man.... she bailed after two hits. She said she was wayy too high and had to go home. :(

You: Really? Man, you mean that girl's just a two toke joke?

Me: Straight up.

by A.J. Eitel February 8, 2009

the joke

a doctrine directed towards the legendary guys group of peace, it was written within minutes with the genius and corrupted mind of lehman, one of the creators of the acid joke, its a 16 page book about the journey of a lawnmower, turkey, and mailbox, and a jew, a birchfuck, and bubookachluck. hilarious story, there is only two existing files and no chance of reproduction, the synch was lost a long time ago.

we are the only ones who have read the joke.

by imamonster December 30, 2007

Joke Killer

Someone who is so void of personality and sense of humor, that they feel the need to steal the jokes of everyone around them. Upon doing so, they then overuse said jokes until the original joke is no longer even funny. This can lead to frustration/violent outbursts for the original joke creator.

"If I hear that Joke Killer mention the threat of the Zombie Apocalypse one more time, I'm going to destroy her".

"Did you hear the one about the unicorn who walked into a bar? Oh yeah, we all did. Joke Killer's been repeating it 10,000 times a day for the past two months."

by The Situation. April 22, 2009

Chris Joke

A joke that is so vile and/or crappy you can't help but laugh

Person A: When is a door not a door?
Person B: I have no idea...
Person A: When it's ajar!
Person B: That is just horrible... A grade A Chris joke.

by KitoKirito June 1, 2017

Dirty Joke

A joke that can be seen two ways, innocent or dirty.

A dirty joke, Child, what will eat you if you eat it, acid
Dad, a woman

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JokeBank

Someone who you think is a complete idiot.

you: whatever dude!
me: don't steal my lines you freaking jokebank!

by EmUHry December 14, 2006

jolly joker

A fine establishment in Amsterdam, Netherlands, a coffeeshop of the first order.

"Hey man where were you all day?"
"me, ahh yeah I went to the Jolly Joker."
"OK, say no more, man."

by Mr Moroni August 31, 2006