Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!

Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!

by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023

bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).

Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)

by Sat213 October 12, 2008

skyler johnson

Skyler Johnson is the most perfect person someone can be. They would be a perfect wife even if they're a dude

Skyler Johnson is the sexiest person i've ever seen

by Kakapo79 December 8, 2017

The Brothers Johnson

Black men. Sometimes, Black people.

That Halloween costume is not gonna go over well with The Brothers Johnson

by whooer's your daddy March 23, 2021

Owen Johnson

A kid on the bus. He records YouTube videos under the name Minecraft awesome parodys and gains thousaBDS of views.

Dude that was so Owen Johnson!

by Master sorcerer 318 May 11, 2018

Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.

Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!

by Vanilla johnson April 14, 2010

Jimmy Johnson

Just the whitest name itw. he also eats raw eggs and meat. he wears white clothes only, and he uses black clothes as toilet paper.

person 1: hey how are you
jimmy johnson: hey man, my name is jimmy johnson
person 1: nevermind.

by void_> April 26, 2023