Jump-to-it Johnson

Someone who prematurly acts. Usually when the person thinks another individual is done with an object and makes it their own or throws it away(etc.) when in fact the individual was not through using the object.

I would have saved my seat if i knew we had Jump-to-it Johnson over here

by 2knuckleshuffle November 21, 2010

Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!

Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!

by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023

Donuts Johnson

When a person remains without a win during any form of competition over a set period of time (day, week, month etc..). Sports, board games etc.. all included.

If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.

At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.

Hey Ian you still do not have a win this week you are Donuts Johnson.

by Slither13 June 9, 2011

johnson holders

This is a non-gender specific term for underpants. This originated in the early 1980s in Oceanside California.

Says little Susie to parent “all Santa brought me For Christmas was some new Johnson Holders, I wanted a puppy!”

by HarshCappin May 21, 2019

Boris Johnson

is a word that can be used to describe somebody hanging on to something with dear life, especially when everybody concerned wants you to stop, even to go as far as quitting their cushy jobs. furthermore, it is appropriate to use this when the act of hanging on is actively damaging what you are hanging on to, causing festering distrust in that thing and causing shaking laughter from the rest of the entire fucking world.

Steve, she's had 8 kids with barry now, get over it and stop trying to pull them apart by insinuating an affair.
No, cus im Boris johnson

by PiGeOn the BrIt July 10, 2022

johnson lid

noun: a condom or device placed between penis and the world.

"yo, let me get a johnson lid, i think i'm getting lucky tonight."

by doug p January 14, 2008

kayla johnson

the strongest girl i know. went through something very tough yet still has a smile on her face. when she was in tha hospital everybody prayed for her bc everyone is #kaylasstrong💜

who’s kayla johnson ?
oh she’s the strongest girl i know !

by Swall.grilie July 31, 2018