He’s an absolute fruity don and if not careful will clap your mums left clit till soggy. If you don’t use your words carefully around him he will grab your knob and tie it into a knot
:bully”hey Joel give me your sperm you jumbo sized mug” :Joel”who the fuck do you think your talking to”. :Joel”*ties knob into the shape of a giraffe
by Bobs a dollop November 23, 2021
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person 1: "u know joel?"
person 2: "oh yeah? the incredibly annoying gay dude?"
person 1: "yeah him!"
person 2: "oh yeah? the incredibly annoying gay dude?"
person 1: "yeah him!"
by tea_cup0 March 27, 2023
Get the joel mug.Usually around 6ft and has extremely strict indian parents, usually claims he gets a lot of attraction from females when he actually get 0. Is a decent friend to have but he usually caps way too much on random as things. He also get some pretty bad grades and looks below average. He also occasionally hits the gym and benches around 60 kgs. He also claims he has a very big penis when in real life its slightly below average.
Friend 1: Yo, u coming to the movies tonight we watching harry potter.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
by Dhyan_patel April 1, 2023
Get the Joel Jose mug.An expression used when a friend routinely and expectedly does something dumb, ridiculous, or embarrassing.
by ddogg13 January 26, 2023
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Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer
Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk
The tale continues
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer
Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk
The tale continues
Is is a bird, is is a plane???
NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023
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