The act of jizzing while listening to / rocking out to hardcore music.
OR
The act of jizzing from the pure awesomeness of playing Rock Band.
OR
The act of jizzing from the pure awesomeness of playing Rock Band.
Luke: Last night I jizzed while listening to my Viking Death Metal!
Steve: Oh nice! You totally rock jizzed.
Steve: Oh nice! You totally rock jizzed.
by The Jizzinator. January 06, 2009
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
by Jaz April 17, 2005
The napkin, or paper towel used to clean up the jizz after jerking off, can also be used as a derogatory term twards another human being
"I made him eat my dirty jizz napkin"
"my garbage can is full of jizz napkins"
"you fuckin jizz napkin! il kick your ass"
"my garbage can is full of jizz napkins"
"you fuckin jizz napkin! il kick your ass"
by rekclobkcoc October 01, 2006
1. Frodo and Sam are such jizz hobbits!
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!
3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!
3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”
by Scribbles1989 December 10, 2017
An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.
by bb+af April 13, 2011
1. A woman forced to carry your baby.
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
by boss_and_chief April 23, 2011