jewish dyke

Someone who is not so wealthy and is fugly.

"Jack, you looking like a jewish dyke."

by RipThyBootyCheek May 28, 2018

Jewish Aryan

just a general dickhead. he steals your stuff in class and hides them thinking he is a funny cunt. bullies and tries to take money from a fat little innocent jew. he is aryan as well which is the only thing that's good about him (sieg heil mein fuhrer). to wrap it up he's just a fucking cocksucker.

FUCK OFF CORBIN YOU ARYAN CUNT, STOP TAKING THE LITTLE KIKES SHECKLES!!!
OR
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING JEWISH ARYAN

by DennethPenneth August 26, 2019

jewish tan

Where only one half of the body gets color from lack of rotating while laying out in the sun

burnt on the front and white on the back? That a sexy Jewish tan you've got

by Jaysaunz February 11, 2017

jewish space laser

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.

I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.

by im u fucking sadist17 February 28, 2021

Jewish humor

Jokes that make little or no sense. Usually made by nerds or '1337 people'. See british humor.

Guy 1:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: I don't know, why?
Guy 1: Because it was thirsty.
Guy 2: Wow, nice jewish humor.

by MOAD October 28, 2008

jewish riverdance

The merging of the Irish and Jewish cultures into one fluid, tantric, erotic dance that generally just gets your nipples hard.

When i saw that Jewish Riverdance it felt like my nipples could cut glass.

The only way to jewish riverdance correctly is to do it to this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daag3aRRlQE&feature=fvw

by sharif dont like it September 20, 2009

Jewish Pizza

The act of eating a pizza then puking it up so your family or friends can eat too.

Dude put away the mop, that's just my Jewish Pizza.

by Mity J November 8, 2008