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Jeremy

A person that you should never NEVER trust ever. He'll shatter and break you into millions of pieces. He will steal stuff from you and use you. He will force you to do stuff. Just never ever trust a Jeremy. I trusted a Jeremy once and it did not doo good for me.
Me: Are you a Jeremy?
Jeremy: Yes, I am
Me: Oh sorry I gotta go byeeeeeeeeeeee!
by Monkey_10101 October 19, 2020
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Jeremiah

Jeremiahs are like doves who fly away when there are undue disturbances to their peace. They have pure hearts and love with everything in them. When they are hurt they grieve deeply but forgive easily.

By the way, did you know Jeremiahs tend to be hotter and sexier than any man alive? Not only do they make the cover of People, but their hotness glows like an ember in the dark. If you see a male creature that is the most GORGEOUS man you can imagine, then you KNOW it is a Jeremiah! Hotness recognizes hotness, what can I say? I saw one behind a door once and it changed me forever. It still and will forever have changed me.

OMG, did you see that smokin Hot Dude? Sizzlin! Must be a Jeremiah!

I think I went blind from the sheer beauty of it all! Jeremiah and all his entourage! Can you say "Hi, Good Lookin?"

I LOVE MY JEREMIAH!
Jeremiah has got it goin' own!

Hey he's so hottt that I think I'm melting!

Hey lovely! I want to BLOW YOUR MIND (just not your left side brain--that's for kisses!

Love you, Jeremiah!
by Nutaushuh June 21, 2016
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pulling a Jeremy

Committing to help someone with a project for either beer, food, or money, but having no plans of following through.
"where's Wayne? I thought he was gonna be here to help today"
"Oh, didn't I tell you? He's pulling a Jeremy"
by bigcatbucho October 23, 2011
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Jerego

Usually used to describe someone with a tiny penis.
"Fuck off, you Jerego!"
by Guess who lolz... March 3, 2008
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jered

"who does that with a sausage roll. thats so jered"
by lizz<3 November 20, 2006
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Jeremy DePoyster

The Devil Wears Prada clean vocalist. Sounds AMAZING on CD, sounds like crap live, but still respectable since he plays guitar and sings at the same time.
What should we ask for?
Who should we look to if all we know is burning bridges?
Dont speak to me like im a stranger
Turn your thoughts to the roots,
As we've all been caught up in the branches.

-Jeremy DePoyster
by KoRnMAGGOT January 14, 2010
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jeremy and dakota

Spectacular emotional pleasure, sheer love. Unconditional love; traveling sense and overwhelming desire to protect, experience and grow together. A true love
Jeremy and Dakota, are onto of loves mountian! Together Dakota Jeremy; genuine
by Jparr December 23, 2015
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