Jennifer

Seems sweet at first but ends up being the biggest bitch on this side of the universe. Only some can reach her sweet side.

Random Person: Damn Jennifer is sucha bitch
Boyfriend: Nah she's sucha sweetheart.

by toughass8 July 11, 2017

Jennifer

A woman, and I use that lightly, who thinks she knows all. A woman who is very selfish. Someone who is not experienced at all in life. Someone who ruins people's lives. Someone who can't keep her legs closed. Someone who thinks about herself before the people she should be putting first. Someone who needs a deep clean on her bottom teeth. Someone who needs to learn better hygeine in the private part area. Someone who yells too much at anyone and everyone.

What is that sound, it sounds like a dying cat?

Oh that? That's Jennifer!

Oh, that explains the smell too.

by Trustnolies April 6, 2017

Jennifer

The biggest hoe ever...
Well more of a thotty XD
A thotty that goes from guy to guy and learns all her thottiness from her sister

She dates this one guy, they break up then she goes back to her ex the next day she goes back to the guy she dated and breaks up with her ex LMAO

Jennifer is a thotty!!!!

by I'm a pandicorn April 20, 2017

Jennifer's Homanica

Insert the your pointer finger in her vagina and your ring finger in her ass then pull them out and put the used fingers into her nostrils.

Jennifer could not distinguish the pungent odor when John gave her a Jennifer's Homanica.

by Pit Master January 8, 2009

Jennifer

Jennifer is a annoying person with big boobs and big booty.She loves listening to music.Is very violently and is tall. Their race is most likely hispanic or white. Their always emo but their kind.But their very sensitive and beautiful,amazing,laughs a lot, and smiles a lot.

Person: Dang you seen her butt
Person 2: YAY dang she must be a Jennifer!

by lalalastool June 18, 2018

Jennifer

An outgoing person who likes to coupon but never likes to talk to people. EVER even on the phone.

She is also my mom.

That's Jennifer , my mom. She doesn't like to talk to people and she's married, don't hit on her.

by UGANDA TRIBE January 20, 2018

Jennifer Doudna

Successful Boss-ass lady who don't need NO man except for Jamie Cate. Also thinks CRISPR-Cas9 is aight

Berkeley student 1: Yoooo, this girl in my molecular biology class is such a Jennifer Doudna!
Berkeley student 2: That's amaze dude. I aspire to be like her!

by JennyMcPIE May 30, 2018