Jewish Republican

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.

Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.

by dover.snarker October 9, 2008

Jebi

Someone who is a tremendous retard.

Pronunciation: "Je--bye"

"Shut the fuck up you jebi."
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"Can you tell me why your such jebi??"
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"Can't even call me a jebi... I didn't fail my grades like you."
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Boy: *Looks at word* "Jedi??"
Boy-2: "It's jebi... you fucking jebi..."

by Dat BOI__ July 18, 2016

Jewis

Someone who isnt quite good enough, or hasnt properly achieved being a full blown jew, but is infact Jew - ish.

What you did there, that was a little bit jewish.

by jewnotme March 31, 2008

jewish tuxedo

an unstylish combination of a sweater, dress pants, white socks, and sneakers.

Ben Stein likes to prance around in his Jewish tuxedo, telling people evolution isn't real.

by Charles Hagriss May 9, 2011

jewish navel

Cum in someone's nose and it shoots out the other nostril

Last night I gave Maddy a Jewish navel

by amoreno14 November 11, 2014

jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.

Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet

by Hang hing November 13, 2016

jewish jew

Not concerning religion an insult often used to insult someone stemming from anti-Semitic backgrounds.

"Damn what a JEWISH JEW"

by Defining Things 12 November 21, 2016