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Jared

Queer/Homo/Tranny/Fag/Gender Fluid
Usually on some old dirt back road getting sucked off by a dude named T-Jizzle.
Careful around that guy, hes a jared, might try to suck you off
by anonymous April 17, 2023
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Jared rupert

A fuckin beast ass nigga u shouldn't fuck wit but he hella dope thou he a pimp ass nigga who hella chill fuck wit me
Aye theres Jared rupert he hella bomb or yo there's the nigga Jared rupert
by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018
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Jared

Did you see Jared I heard he has the biggest dick.
by Your dad's mom November 5, 2020
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Jared

Used as an expression similar to saying "f you" or "f off".
Works best when you stick your hand up in the other person's face while calling them Jared.
A name used to deflect an individual that is: obnoxious, rude, selfish, ill-mannered, arrogant, stuck-up, full of themselves, bully, uneducated, taddle-tale, cocky, coward, immature.
Similar to a Karen

Someone who acts tough but cries like a bitch when it comes down to fighting or dealing with a situation.
Someone who talks a lot of shit.
Sticking hand in someone's face and saying

" K Jared!"
"Calm down Jared!"
"Shut the fuck up Jared!"
"Man, Ben's being a real Jared these days "
"You've been such a Jared since you started dating that chick man."
by Elysiium 92 April 21, 2021
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Jared

Hey look at that T-Rex, I bet it's name is Jared.
by Chicken50Nuggs October 7, 2017
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Jared

Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth
Oh another Jared just stole my ting well he’s Jared he is a sexy beast it is natural
by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021
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Jared

Jared is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is smart, kind, cute funny, and above all he is such a gentlemen. He will always give you a compliment and is the sweetest person EVER!!!! He will always make you smile and blush. He is super strong and loves to workout. He is a great boyfriend, husband, fiance, etc. If you get a Jared in your life you are or would be extremely lucky I know I am. Jared will support you in whatever you love and will always make you laugh. Jared's are amazing guys and any girl would be lucky to have one.
Girl 1: so who is the special guy?
Girl 2: Jared he is so amazing!!
Girl 1: I love Jared's i wish I had one :(
by cheerleader12 April 9, 2019
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