Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021

Jan Dirk

Amazing tall guy with big dick energy. Saves and conquers the world at the same time. Doesn’t need to say much to get what he needs. Exceptionally wide shoulders.

How intelligent that Jan Dirk

by Raverz1782 November 22, 2021

Jan

A sweet girl, takes care of herself a lot ( especially skin ), will be there for you, great dancer. People may say she looks mean but deep in there she has a bubbly side waiting to pop. Be careful with Jan there’s not much people like her.

Jan ka lang jan!

by 1/8 of MGA MENG September 23, 2018

Jan Dayman

A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.

Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?

Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.

by Venus_Fox July 13, 2022

8th jan

National bullying zein day

He zein its 8th jan, you should fucking kill yourself!

by swaggatronpenisvagina January 3, 2022

Jan Zy

Jan Zy is that girl you want to be. That girl that is the smartest in the class yet she doesn't show off. That girl that has the best sense of humour yet she isn't weird.

Person 1: Are you friends with Jan Zy?
Person 2: Yes, I'm so lucky to be friends with her!

by thatquirkygal October 2, 2023

Jan tan

Short for "January tan" which can mean either a winter wind burn/frostbite from extreme cold or a actual subtle tan from an abnormally warm and sunny winter day in January.

Whoa dude, you sure got a nice "Jan tan" over the past weekend.

by RBike January 13, 2013