James

A stupid idiot who eats poop and pees on his cat

James peed in Alex’s mouth

by Him6 June 1, 2019

James

The type of guy to have a big forehead and a snake on the back of their head.

Eeew u look like a James.

by HFPEN1ZZZZZ June 11, 2019

James

James is a Irish boi who is also a weirdo and he humps cats. Oh, did I mention that he plays Movie Star Planet and sucks at Fortnite. He offten doesn't wear shirts. If you meet him online he will ask for your Snapchat and his face is completely lifeless

Who invented James?

He's such a James if he asks to look at your face.
James looks high in this picture

by OhNoThatBurrito June 19, 2019

James

A dumbass who looks Italian and makes fun of Indian people for sport.

James is a douche

by Spanish Class 1 September 25, 2019

James

James is a person who listens to tik tok on a daily bases and bought belle dolphins bath water

James is a tik toker who got put in a hospital from bath water

by My milk is delicious October 10, 2019

James

James is a funny,dorky,amazing boyfriend. he’s a baseball boy so you know he’s hot,a cutie and thiccc. he always knows how to make u smile. he’s kind and makes ur heart melt.James is a very loyal person.if you get him never let him go because he’s amazing <3

that girl kyla is so lucky that she gets to date james he’s such an amazing guy

by @kylaaa<3 December 11, 2019

James

My life is brilliant

My name is James

I'm only 7

And that explains

Why I’ve never had a best friend

Until you came along

But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong

They say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

You're name is Clive

And you're 45

But you don't let that come between us

And you make me hold your... hand

We went to the park

And we fed bread to a duck

And then you took me home

So that we could… eat dinner

And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum

And then you try to push your... food on my plate

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

But I don't care

Cause you're always there

Like when you helped me find my spectacles

And when you fiddled with my... hair

You find me after school

You watched me in the pool

You make me laugh when you act silly

You take me to the swings

You buy me sweets and things

Sometimes I play with your... watch

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

Or I have misheard

Yeah I’ve got the wrong word

I mean that you're my babysitter

And though you are my babysitter

You still take me up the... shops

James deserves justices. he deserves to be defined.

by amypercy April 14, 2020