mommy jam

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.

Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.

by FederalQ2B September 7, 2007

Text Jam

When you text multiple people who all end up texting back, making it hard to reply to messages as you keep getting interrupted by incoming texts.

I texted an invite to Josh, Lee, Brian, and a bunch of girls to this party, and when Josh asked me details I kept getting text jammed. It took me like twice as long to reply.

by EXHaysbert October 14, 2009

Strawberry Jam

A metaphor for the pussy blood which gushes out after a menstrual vajayjay is eaten out in the middle of a "hot girl summer" day.

Jaquavious ate the strawberry jam out of his bitch faster than R. Kelly runnin outta Toys R Us.

by kdkillemhoes June 29, 2021

jamming glove

masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)

*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?

by darfle675 April 23, 2013

Leaf Jam

The act of jamming it up, hardcore like, while racking the leaves with your buddies.

"Leaf Jam at the scott's house!"
(unc, unc, unc)

by merp11 December 3, 2009

soft jam

When a male fails to achieve a full erection. As a result the male attempts penetration while "semi-soft".

Dude I couldn't get it up, so I ended up soft jamming her for most of the night.
God, she was so busted I could only manage to try and soft jam her.

by Renob1984 February 1, 2014

Jamming the Pump

When you pump up the jam so much, that the pump gets jammed.

"D00d, I was just jamming the pump"
"You jam hard, bro."

by Somnionaut January 22, 2013