Jake

A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."

...."Jake is such a parasite!"

by Adubbxx February 14, 2018

JAKE

Jake is a very sweet boy towards girls always eating salad and making jokes. Laughing with those two special girl that used to sit by him but got moved cause they talked and laughed too much.A lady’s man

Hailey:jake who do you like

Jake:I ain’t telling

(Three days later)
Jake:Hailey I like you

Hailey:Gasps

by Glitterbaby23 May 18, 2018

Jake

A really fine ass boy,short,but he is hella funny,he is crazy,he got hands for a small guy,he don’t fuck with hoes cuz he is loyal,he got lots of friends but also a lot of enemies.

Jake is so fine

by Calvin82 May 21, 2018

Jake

the cutest guy around hes the bestest friend anyone could ask for if you ever get a chance to be his boyfriend and his bestfriend then you got lucky

OMG have you met Jake hes Maizy boyfriend wow is she lucky

by mjdolly April 4, 2018

Jake

Jake is a really nice guy and he likes a girl called gabby Jake can be very funny sometimes but also can be a cunt

Hi I used to be a catfish

Jake the catfish
And the fit en

by JxkeyBxiley May 22, 2018

Jake

Jake is a boy that is funny and likes a girl called gabby and Jake is always checking in to see if everyone is okay

Jake: I like Gabby

by JxkeyBxiley May 22, 2018

Jake

A know it all bitch that won’t stop talking.

“Ew Jake is here.”

by Wapperdude April 17, 2018