jake

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device

Oh you really jaked up that sentence.

by JakeItUp February 21, 2017

Jakeing

Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.

Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"

Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"

Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"

by Dark Fish July 26, 2012

Jake a

A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life

Jake a is a Jewish rich kid.

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT December 26, 2018

jake

A individual who is pure cringe and is really white he wants to cuss cool but all he talks about are your socks

Jake: Yo sup homie what you doin in the his house.
A boy named Dom: Sup fag.
Jake: Yo you want to box with white socks hair ass.
Dom: Damn not my socks.
Jake: Lets fight bitch.
Dom: I don't fight mentally retarded kids that only talk shit about my sock.

by Dominator592 August 10, 2017

Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.

Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.

by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014

jake

one of the lamest names ever, if your name is jake you will not go anywhere in life... and inface you are proberly fat and gay. give up now as it will just be a waste of time if you don't

"hay, nice to meet you. whats your name?"

"jake"

"fuck off"

by buki is gay April 4, 2010

jaked

to screw somebody over, or to get screwed over in a BIG way.

Tom was supposed to get a large raise in pay this quarter, but he got jaked as it was given to Bob instead.

by trucker May 31, 2006