Jake 

A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."

...."Jake is such a parasite!"

Jake by Adubbxx February 14, 2018

Jake 

Gets hoes and bitches, nicest and sexiest son of bitch you’ll ever meet 14 inch dick and also lovable and caring man😍😘

Omg did you see Jake help that man cross the road he sooo adorable

Jake by Ellie sharp May 9, 2018

Jake 

A total fucking retard that does the most stupidest shit whenever he can.

don’t be friends with this retard, you'll regret it...

Guy: You friends with Jake?
Other guy: yea why?
Guy: okay, he’s gonna ruin ur day.

Jake by A guy not named Jake March 11, 2018

Jake 

An Average white person who talks a lot

Hey your a jake

Jake by Yout00b March 12, 2018

Jake 

Jake if you ever meet a jake you are lucky they tend to be very kind a bit sensitive and always open for a good laugh I personally know a jake you are so lucky jake is a person who is funny and can understand when to talk and when not to jake all the jake’s I know are wonderful people

girl:omg I think he is a jake

girl2:I know he is so nice he is in my home room

Jake by Sushi lover 10 May 12, 2018

jake 

jakes are all around great guys. they care for you and are really passionate for things they care about. jakes have good taste in music and girls. if you get a chance to date a jake, never let him go. hop on that jake train before you miss the chance to. if you do, you'll regret it in the long run. jakes are super nice and give the best compliments. they also have the best hair and beautiful eyes. they are outgoing and probably play some type of instrument. they're sporty and have a great taste in clothes. jakes are basically any girls dream guy, a good friend, and sensitive when they need to be. they're also pretty popular.

"Did Jake just go to the mall? Now I wanna go to the mall!"

jake by not Ashley Marie May 13, 2018

Jake 

and old slang word used from about 1900-1940 or so (though more notably used in the days of prohibition. It's meaning is the same as how you would use 'well' or 'good', usually when describing a scenario

how bout's you get that gat outta my face, and everything'll be jake

Jake by SФviet May 15, 2018