pain olympics

completely and totally overrated. everyone will say it is horrid, vile and maybe even the worst shit on the internet, but it really isn't that bad. still, i wouldn't recommend you go there and watch it. its comparable to goatse.

"dude, did you watch the pain olympics?"
"no way man. thats horrid, vile and maybe even the worst shit on the internet."
"it really isn't that bad. still, i wouldn't recommend you go there and watch it."

by mastergimp January 28, 2008

Growing Pains

When your testicles become too big for your scrotum. This results in extreme pain.

Growing pains suck worse than getting paid to scratch a monkey's balls!

by Jack N. Eoff September 29, 2008

pain in the cervix

1)when a guy is fuckin a girl really hard with a long dick
2)saying that someone is annoying

1)"oh my gosh, your penis was so long it gave me a pain in the cervix"
2)"why do you have to be such a pain in the cervix"

by [e-mail] January 31, 2008

Pain Train

A Group of men with abnormally large penis, get together and tear each others asses.

Man, Justin Timberlake took it like no tomorrow, hes going to walk funny for a week.

by Curt Mac May 13, 2005

pain cave

Dark room or basement where you lure unsuspecting and intoxicated women.

Come into my pain cave so I can bludgeon you.

by The Pantsman May 17, 2007

no brain no pain

A phrase found in a snowboarding magazine circa 1993. Refers to some extreme snowboarders or skateboarders with unusually low pain threshold or exceptional fearlessness.

Look at that crazy snowboarder...no brain no pain.

by theoryladen July 7, 2006

no pain no gain

Some stupid ass saying that people get to try to motivate you and it doesnt FUCKING WORK unless your a faggot ass dipshit also

Hey dude lift weights 12 fucking hours a day no pain no gain right

by Feedme$$ April 20, 2016