Ian

A nice hyper active young man who doesn’t like walks but enjoys doing other things with his friends. He may be annoying but, he can always make you laugh and has never failed to not make atleast one person laugh. Yet he may be clumsy he is still a smart individual and without a doubt can annoy anyone without any trouble if he wants to if you don’t wanna be nice to him then stay away from him because he is crazy and can be exetremely violent.

Person 1: hey Ian I hate you you should die

Ian: * kidnaps your family*

by Cheese feet January 16, 2022

Ian

Ian is funny but he look goofy sometimes i’m not gonna cap, but he usually has one girl he talks to and her name is prolly basic like bella or sum

Ian fine as hell but i think he a pedo

by jackmehoff2times January 19, 2022

Ian

a liar

"i'll go to sleep after you say it"
"says it"
"I'm not going to sleep btw"

Ian

by kroelss February 16, 2022

Ian

My big cocked daddy, swagger, and dripping with exquisite pussy juice. You always want to invite him over because he can sure make your mouth water.

Ian is my father, dad, and daddy.

by PqbloEscobarr February 18, 2022

Ian

Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.

Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"

by Ilikemen2203483 February 23, 2022

Ian

On who dresses up in his sister's bikini, covers himself in creamy peanut butter and wallows around it the bathtub like a slutty fish all while listening to Crazy Frog by Axel F. On repeat for hours.

Person 1: Is that Ian?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he really likes peanut butter.

by Pterodactyl with a side of spr February 25, 2022

Ian

Ham

Ian = Ham

by Hamburgerlover888888 February 25, 2022