When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.
by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"
Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.
Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
by pteater January 14, 2022

When a man wraps his Weiner in pork roll (not Taylor Ham), covers his partner’s vagina in sauce from a Delorenzo’s tomato pie and bangs her while eating a pint of Halo Farms ice cream
My wife thoroughly enjoyed her Trenton Hot Pocket. It’s the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it!
by Dadocentury November 7, 2021

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.
by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024
