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dry socket hot pocket

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.
by Terry Y January 13, 2024
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Hot Pocket

When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
"Why are your pockets glued shut?"
"Because homie gave me a Hot Pocket"
by scumbbag June 26, 2019
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Wolfenbuttel hot pocket

When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex
Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet
by Zertram bopple March 5, 2023
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Hot Pocket

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven
by Retract3 January 13, 2021
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Hot Pocket

by Master_Bates October 6, 2013
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Alabama hot pocket

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!
by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019
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Hot Pocket

The antonym of "out of pocket." A term used to describe ones availability. When a person is able to complete tasks and has open availability they are "hot pocket."
I'll be around all day, if you need me I'm hot pocket
by BoogieTheTruth January 15, 2015
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