Hot Pockets

A delicious microwave snack commonly found in stores in multiple flavors.

I have just bought Hot Pockets with ham and cheese!

by BanzaiSG June 24, 2019

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Hot Pocket

When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.

"Why are your pockets glued shut?"
"Because homie gave me a Hot Pocket"

by scumbbag June 26, 2019

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Alabama Hot Pocket

The term people searched who were too slow to pause the Buttsmarns video.
Also the act of shitting in a twat!

Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!

by SQuicky July 9, 2019

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Alabama hot pocket

When a male defecates into a females pussy and then proceeds with fucking her.

Hey baby wanna do the Alabama hot pocket

by Youssif Ghazi July 15, 2019

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Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.

Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...

by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019

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