doordashing hooters

You've chosen the most efficient way to solve a problem but totally missed the point.

Yesterday John just read a review of a movie instead of watching it. He was totally doordashing hooters.

by jibo jingo April 2, 2024

Vegan Hooters

Alternative name for TownHall, a two location Ohio "health" food restaurant which serves sides of crack cocaine and a dessert of sexual harassment.

Vegan Hooters or Nowhere for Monday Vegan Night, served with a side of crack and a roofied beer!

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025

Social Media Hoosier

Someone who turns to social media to tell half truths, trys to belittle someone in public and needs to get others involved in their business because they are a narcissist deep down in their core.

“That nutcase is such a social media Hoosier .”

by 3114lyfe April 26, 2019

dope smokin hooter head

Someone who is actually dumb,crazy, and or cracked up. You would usually use this term is you’re disappointed in them or as an Insult. This could also mean to be funny thing to call your friends.

David just attacked the teacher,probably cause he’s a dope smokin hooter head.

by Dopesmokinhooterhead May 24, 2020

Puff down on a hooter

Smoke a Fat Blunt!

They wanted to go out for drinks, but I’d rather just stay home and puff down on a hooter.

by Just_The_Tipp October 1, 2020

Kentucky pooter hooter

When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.

Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter

Tonight I’m gonna get Mary to give me a “Kentucky pooter hooter” and get stoned.

by M-Dummy May 19, 2022

Paxton Robert hostert

Paxton is a mother fucker who cracks of the walls but has a HUGE! FAT! LONG! COCK!

Have you seen paxton robert hosterts dick it's HUGE!

by Savanah hege May 28, 2022