Hammerbelt

A belt full of hammers.
Also charades...

Teacher: gestures

Students: two syllables?
Teacher: AGGRESSIVELY nods. Gestures, Hammer and points at a belt
Students: hammerbelt?... kammerzelt!

by ponyo_ramen March 13, 2019

Hammer Schmear

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.

She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.

by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020

hammer longballo

some player✌️

Hammer Longballo is some player✌️

by realhammerlongballo December 1, 2020

Hammerian Slip

an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious cannibalistic feelings.

Armie: "I would love to eat Jane... I mean meet Jane."
Dave: "Oooh a Hammerian Slip"

by luuuukkke January 30, 2021

Hammer-cracker

When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.

Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!

by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021

Hammer on the rock game

Something you do in class when bored, getting over it

Oi get of hammer on the rock game!

by WayyBah March 31, 2022

hammersmith academy

the worst school to ever be in

"what was ur biggest mistake?"

"Applying to hammersmith academy"

"what skl do u go to?"
"hammersmith academy"
"im so sorry"

by jiafeiisqueen June 8, 2022