Turtle helmet

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.

I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.

by The Bishop Amen August 6, 2008

Danish Helmet

A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.

So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.

by Pegcity Swimmer November 9, 2009

brown helmet

Term in Iowa meaning being rejected by a significant other with a visual of being dumped (on) and ending up with (brown) shit on your head.

Aw Fuck! Nancy gave me the brown helmet.

by funfuker May 2, 2015

Helpies

People who's sole purpose is to help you do the things you need done.

Where are all my helpies at? I seriously need a helpie right now to clean my house.

by nuttyirishman May 22, 2012

Hair Helmet

A person's hair, usually male that is extremely big. That covers over the ears, forehead and most of the neck. The hair could essentially protect the head from injury.

Did you see Ryan on his dirtbike?

Yeah his hair helmet is flapping in the wind!

by Trigun10343 July 27, 2009

Pith Helmet

An under the foreskin covering of smegma, so thick it resembles the pith of an orange.

Slap some soap on that boy, or you gonna end up with a pith helmet.

by deckscrubber October 1, 2009

Tuna Helper

1.)A slang term meaning a lesbian.
2.)A term referring to someone's lesbian tendencies.

1.)Check that Tuna Helper out!
2.)I bet if you looked in her purse, you'd find a box of Tuna Helper.

by Mikey G September 10, 2003