by Reverend-Jim/CT September 19, 2022
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The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by anonymous June 3, 2024
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Get the Heather mug.Ady a beautiful amazing girl who is the definition of a heather and is funny and loyal any one would be lucky to have an Ady in your life
by Imabigkidnow69 December 8, 2020
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You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
by busterisheresis November 12, 2019
Get the Heathers mug.Short, hot tempered girl who usually has red or dark hair and is naturally curly but looks like she was dragged through a bush. She is pretty although no one really notices it. She's always acting like a tomboy and goes around with the lads. Everyone and a while she she decides to tidy herself up for the craic and looks nice but she doesn't like it. When a boy sees her looking all tidied up they immediately fall for her. She has that one boy she can't stand because he's always arguing with her but the truth is he's only trying to catch her attention from all the other guys.
Boy 1: Hey have you seen what Heather's wearing today?
Boy 2: No she always looks like shes been dragged through a Bush.
Boy 1: Man, that's too bad she looks like a beaut today. I might flirt with her for a while. Heather's my type of girl.
Boy 2: The only way you'd get Heather's attention is by arguing with her.
Boy 2: No she always looks like shes been dragged through a Bush.
Boy 1: Man, that's too bad she looks like a beaut today. I might flirt with her for a while. Heather's my type of girl.
Boy 2: The only way you'd get Heather's attention is by arguing with her.
by Iwantabf November 8, 2020
Get the Heather mug.Normally a woman that fancies mt10 sp riders so much that they want to be the same but can’t handle the mt10 so have to get a little 07 restricted.
by Mr MT10sp November 25, 2020
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