A kick your ass drink consisting of a whiskey filled pint glass, preferably irish; a splash of soda (substitute an energy drink here for a tasty yet unnecessary alternative); top it off with a gram of your finest cocaine, because your poor nose refuses entry after years of keith richard type partying.
The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
by Jonny highway June 9, 2011
Get the The double heathermug. The most amazing off-Broadway musical ever made. It is based on the 80s movie ”Heathers” with Winona Ryder and Christian Slater. The basic plot is that one of the three main Heathers is murdered by Veronica (Winona Ryder) and JD (Christian Slater). It then descended into chaos as they cover up her death with a suicide and the body count hers higher and higher.
by turtlebeach166 January 6, 2019
Get the Heathersmug. Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
by busterisheresis November 12, 2019
Get the Heathersmug. Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.
by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022
Get the Heather Heffnermug. by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Heathermug. When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.
“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
by Tf2manager July 3, 2025
Get the Heather Marriagemug. 