Celebrity Harem

Where I want to be in 30 years.

Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

De-Harem Syndrome

A term for women who have possessive tendencies towards men they are no longer involved with, sexually and or, romantically. De-Harem syndrome is when a woman feels some kind of way when another woman flirts, dates, or hooks up with their previous man-thing. The syndrome is all-inclusive to a multitude of different complex emotions. Still, the syndrome mainly stems from an unhealthy ego and inability to let go of previous men. De-Harem syndrome is quite common and can be harmless when recognized and managed. All a woman who has De-Harem syndrome has to do is self-recognize that they can't control the entire male population in their dms, can't get upset and possessive over men she is not with, and finally, needs to let go of those men to form a healthy friendship, or maintain a wonderful memory of something that once was. If a woman fails to self-recognize she has De-Harem syndrome, the woman will most likely continue to hoard men, and show possessiveness. At this point, cutting contact with this woman is the best move.

"Oh she's got De-Harem Syndrome. Hope she gets better lmfao"

by Wreniji January 26, 2024

zachary hayes

A slightly ugly and slightly fine ass nigga who will grab any girl or boys ass.
He dates a girl with a kinds fat yet kinda flat ass. She grabbed his dick tho like a dumbass. anyways, u should date him

zachary hayes the dumb nigga

by zachary hayes November 28, 2023

Zachary Hayes

A guy who is not afraid to grab your butt, but it shy when it comes to saying he has a girl.

Guy: Hey zach who u date?
Zachary Hayes: Nobody.
Her: WHAT?! WE'RE DONE

by zachary hayes November 30, 2023

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Maryland Haymaker

A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.

‘Yo. Susie gave me a Maryland Haymaker last night.’

“That’s sweet.”

by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025

homie harem

It's a group of men who surround a rich or generous man, often a pro athlete or professional musician, who pays for booze or their gear, who genuflect in response. It's a more informal entourage.

While he's making his wife cook and clean at home, he's hanging out with his homie harem, picking up the bill.

by Angry Pancake August 14, 2025