Chris Hansen'd

When a pedophile is rapidly exposed to the public, taken from the name of the former host of the TV show "To Catch a Predator" (a show about catching pedo's) Chris Hansen. Because of the of the show and it's popularity, those caught could never leave the public eye.

My buddy mike, I thought he was cool, but I can't hang with him anymore because he got Chris Hansen'd

by sachadergrosse February 4, 2021

David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

Nevaeh Hansen

my frenime

oh look their is my frenime Nevaeh Hansen

by Neveah Hansen hater October 15, 2021

Dan Hansen

A very sexy man

Dan Hansen is a very sexy man

by JoanneHelium312 November 21, 2021

Morgan Hasselström

People who are named Morgan Hasselström are total legends. They are always above 180 cm and get all the girls. Morgan Hasselströms are always taller than people born in September, and stronger and smarter.

They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.

Dude, who is that giant?

Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström

Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.

by BigPepMan November 16, 2021

Jessica Hansen

the most prettiest, strongest, cutest, and kindest girl u will ever met. This girl has the best personality and the best smile ever. Jessica Hansen is everyone’s dream girl and if this girl is yours, then you are one of the luckiest person in this planet earth.

My beautiful, Beautiful Jessica Hansen

i love you, you will always be mine and i wont ever let you go.

by Vinley November 24, 2021

GREY HANSEN

cunt

GREY HANSEN IS A CUNT

by [e-mail] April 14, 2022