ham bapped

Isle of Man vernacular, particularly the Pulrose/Spring Valley areas.

1. punched, smacked, attacked.

2. drunk, alternatively, tired.

1. "you're getting ham bapped in a minute fella!"

2. "i'm fucking ham bapped after that run, like. egg n potater!"
"you were fuckin steeeeeamin' last night yessir! proper ham bapped, like."

by jokeoil January 22, 2015

ham and egged

taken advantage of

Dropped off my car to get a flat tire fixed and got ham and egged into buying a new wheel and tire.

by Why me two February 28, 2014

Neela ham

A girl that sucked off a 9th grader

Neela ham is a whore

by Damshunds April 9, 2019

Clams to Hams

Female verison of nuts to butts.

Girls bring it in tight lets get those clams to hams.

by Danny Woodcock December 16, 2010

Smuggling hams

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.

Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.

by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021

Ham Crack

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

Glass Ham

Pressing your ass cheeks against a steamy, glass shower door.

I was lied in the bathroom to piss and my uncle was showering and gave me the glass ham.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020