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help

need of help
send help I keep looking up words on the fucking website
by jeffthekittey September 19, 2020
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help me

do not help them at all costs
not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro
by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023
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HELP ME NOW

The child cried to his parents 'HELP ME NOW'
by Chikabille November 21, 2021
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Help

Castle the wall behind your friend instead of helping while you’re in a gun fight
by Anthaman September 11, 2023
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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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HELP

This is saying the word "help" jokingly.
no need to worry about the speaker.
he/she is just expressing an emotion.
HELP I have reached home.
HELP I am bored.
by Asher Ryland March 28, 2024
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