Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill

Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.

by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011

Flag Hags

An all female road flag crew

Those damn Flag Hags had me stopped at that light for an hour.

by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022

ass hag

a very bitchy and annoying old man or woman

Old lady: You guys dress so demonic! See back in my-
Jaxx: Shut up, you ass hag.

by finnisstupid December 20, 2023

Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.

“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”

by Brobituary August 6, 2025

hill hag

An old rich lady at ski resort who prays on you ski dudes.

That rich ass hill hag just bought me dinner at the lodge and blew my at her husbands villa.

by Gooman1979 February 2, 2017

Hag

Hag is southern slang for the word roast. To hag someone means to roast their looks or what their wearing, basically means to make fun of someone

Oh so you sitting around tryna talk about my hairline. Nigga ima bout to hag yo ugly ass

by blasiandestroyer777 July 30, 2019

weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner

Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.

by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024