ladris guard

Someone who is obsessed with specific parts of Lord of The Rings(Ladris).

Person: Look at my Lord of the Rings tattoo about Ladris.

You: Are you a fucking ladris guard?

by SaltyBacon July 26, 2017

Glizzy Guardian

A person showing us that they are deepthroating or deepthroated something, it can be anything like a hotdog for example, or anything long in particular. Usually said towards guys not much to girls.

yo this guy a glizzy guardian! yea man he sus fosho. let’s get out of here man.
YOO this guy a glizzy swallowed a whole ass banana.

by HammahJ July 26, 2020

Rice_Guard

Used to Describe a person who responds with "Person Named" whenever someone mentions the word "Fuck" in a Sentence, and then with a picture of Marvin Beak named "WatchingEagle" at the end.

Person 1: Man this game fucking sucks.
Person 2: Person named sucks : :watchingeagle:
Person 1: So you're saying im having sex with someone named sucks? what the hell is your humour?
Person 2: Im just acting like Rice_Guard.
Person 1: Oh I see.

by didntknowyouwerechilllikethat August 10, 2023

The Iron Guard

Fascists

He's with The Iron Guard= He's with the fascists

by Iisus Hristos November 27, 2016

hot life guard

I know you girls were looking at me at pointe Hilton 😏 hmu

The hot life guard at pointe Hilton

by Hot life guard October 21, 2017

Queen’s Guard

A sex act involving two or more men having anal intercourse from behind in a single line; while one woman is position at the front of the line of men engaged in vaginal intercourse with the “first man”, also from behind. Most commonly used to humorously explain why the “first man’s” baby may resemble a close friend.

The couple’s baby has blonde hair like their friend due to the Queen’s Guard they all performed last year.

by Zelg May 14, 2019

National Point Guard Day

Give your point guard the biggest hug and show him/her your appreciation for his dimes. This day is to make sure he/she never gets hurt and he/she knows you love him/her
Especially like trent

trent makes my day better
he’s just too amazing

I remembered that every fridays is National Point Guard Day, i have to give trent a hug!!

by vEyeSold-_- April 25, 2021