Guardo

Guardo is a cool person on polynomers

Damn guardo is a cool person

by aklenton123 December 11, 2020

Guarana Gutter

When you poor an energy drink into a women's vagina and proceed to fuck it
Usually done in an attempt to gain both the drinks energy and the natural high of sex.
Can be performed via either penetration or oral of the minge.

Bro, I just poured my Red Bull on her moot and fucked her, it was the Guarana Gutter!

Evan and me Guarana Guttered a chick with some V at revs on the weekend, it was dope.

by BigBustlinBibby June 1, 2021

Guaranteed Chance

A 100% chance of an event happening, an absolute, there is no doubt in something happening

"Mate, there is a guaranteed chance I am railing that bird in 3 hours"

by Ruben Dover October 20, 2021

Guardians

Another word to describe Native Americans. This term came about because referring to them as 'Indians' is misleading and confusing to people outside North America since they may think they are descended from migrants from India. The name comes from the first Americans being it's 'Guardian'.

The term is catching on. In sports the Cleveland Indians are now the Cleveland Guardian.

My Uncle Vinny won some big money at the Guardians Casino last night.

by Taekwondoka May 22, 2022

Montalto-Guarantee

Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-

Barack Obama will be the next president - I give it the 'montalto-guarantee.'

by stephen montalto June 12, 2008

Shame Guard

The piece of plastic/wood that separates urinals in nicer bathrooms.

I was grateful for the shame guard.

by fubsish July 20, 2010

Printer Guard

To guard the printer at work.

When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.

You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.

Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.

Office Girl 1- "Wow, that was sketchy, I just got done printing 13 pages of my coupons, in color!"

Office Girl 2- "So what?"

Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"

by RazorBladesInCandyBars November 19, 2010