grundle snatcher

1. one who partakes in the act or crime of grundle snatching/ grabbing a woman's gouch and stealing it.

2. A person who hits a woman south of the vagina and north of the booty hole and cracking the pubic bone for their own pleasure.

3. A commonly used torture tactic used by Hitler to distort a jewish woman's innocence. rendering them.... un-jewish.

That man is a total "grundle snatcher" he broke my pubic bone!"

by grundlesnach699 April 21, 2009

grundle WOW

A kit for cleaning your grundle-made in Germany

You stink bad! I should have bought you a Grundle WOW for christmas.

by Larry Brown January 4, 2010

Grundle Smore

When one man shits on his friends grundle while his friend simultaneously cums on the shitters grundle. Then they proceed to scissor each other. YUM. Then their third friend eats the delicous, gooey morsel.

Jeffery loves a nice steamy Grundle Smore compliments of Fred and Larry.

FUCK! That was one tasty Grundle Smore.

by Colonel Rumple Foreskin April 9, 2011

grundle cosby

When your ass hair is balled up in a Afro that resembles Bill Crosby's Hair-dew

Man, Nick wouldn't stop bragging about the grundle cosby he got after taking a big shit. Nick needs lessons in wiping his ass better.

by The ladies man 57 October 13, 2014

meat grinder teeth

when a woman's teeth are so messed up that if she gave you oral sex, your penis would come out looking like ground meat!

why would you put your dick in april's mouth? she has meat grinder teeth! your junks gonna come out looking like hamburger meat!

by metzli April 28, 2010

Banana Grinder

n. A Man Who Enjoys Giving Oral Sex To Other Men

Guy 1. "So Did You Hear Jimmy Preformed Oral Sex On Tommy?"

Guy2. "Yeah, What A Banana Grinder."

by MrBear1001 December 1, 2010

Mississippi Meat Grinder

When you pour concrete mix into a women's vagina, allow it to dry, and then fuck it.

Rob: Dude I was so drunk last night I gave that bitch a Mississippi Meat Grinder!
John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.

by DrewIsCoolAsFuck August 5, 2008