A greasy bastard is one who lives with you but avoids you, is greasy as fuck and enjoys to suck the dick of his "cool" friends
A$aptvrd- what greasy bastard left this giant pizza box in the fridge with only one slice
Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe
Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge
Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe
Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge
by P1mpDaddyJick February 28, 2017
Get the Greasy bastard mug.A classic game for the bros, where all players stand in a circle around a turkey (dead or alive) while pulling on their weiners. When one player finishes choking his chicken, that player must then spew his load into the anal cavity of the turkey. The last player to ejaculate into the turkey's anus is deemed the loser of the game. The loser must insert his head into the anal cavity of the turkey, and present himself for triumphant spanking from each player. Failure to properly ejaculate into the turkey's anal cavity (e.g. ejaculating on the floor) is penalized by that player having to slurp up their own semen and then spit said semen into the turkey's anus. Naturally, this game is played on the traditional pilgrim holiday of Spanksgiving. Eating the turkey is optional, but strongly encouraged.
Little Timmy: "Grandpappy, care to join us for a game of Greased Turkey?"
Grandpappy: "Mother best look away, because Grandpappy with an erection is on the way!"
Grandpappy: "Mother best look away, because Grandpappy with an erection is on the way!"
by ProfessorPanini October 6, 2017
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A term derivative from the expansive family tree of chubbers; Curtails possessing particularly greasy features such as skin or hair - often making the one regarding the definition to appear as if they are a nonce. They are also compared to a blue whale due to their obese belly and bad eating habits leading to them contracting Type 2 Faggotry.
"U see that Aaron Felliciano guy, he's a greasy chubber. The other day i caught him getting it up the ass from marcel using the grease from his hair as lube."
by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018
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by tha ginjanooga April 13, 2011
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After giving stacy the long rod for hours, i started to notice an accumulation of beef grease around my smekle.
by The meat keeper July 22, 2015
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"Oh Tom, I highly doubt Linda has a cheesey greaser". " Oh my gawd bro, I was mortified when I went to do her doggy style, and saw her cheesey greaser".
by Captain Cannabis January 4, 2019
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