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Greasy stress

When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.
"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."
by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015
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Greasy

A scrub who doesn’t want commitment but gets jealous when you talk to someone else or ignore them
Boy why you actin so greasy we ain’t together
by Jefi February 19, 2021
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Greasy bap

Someone who hasn't showered in 2-3 WEEKS
look at darraghs hair he definitely a greasy bap
by CjBoy October 8, 2021
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Greasy

A look which causes the human body to physically decintergrate from pain, causes the person receiving the look to feel as though they have been punched in the face. The greasy look is that of one which holds immense judgement and horror. (Basically a rude look but more severe)
Example: roly decided he would take a picture that he looked dreadfully disgusted in, as though he had seen a rotting corpse, causing the person receiving the picture to feel judged and afraid they sent him an accidental foot pic.

Example 2: “Jessica shot me the fattest greasy this morning, I think she’s pissed off at me”

Example 3: “you should have seen how many greasies he got, I was so embarrassed for him”
by Dave Ferret December 10, 2022
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Greasy Russian Doll

When the takeaway is finished and you fit the smaller boxes in the larger ones so they take up less bin-space.
The blue bin was already full of Ed Sheeran CDs so I made a Greasy Russian Doll to get the bizarre boxes in.
by Helena Bone 'em-Carter March 17, 2021
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Greasy Spoon

A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.
Take some Immodium, babe, I'm not looking for a greasy spoon tonight.
by Josheau the Bald June 2, 2021
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greasy caveman

Similar to an ape a greasy cave is a brainless person who either screams or does strange things
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