My girlfriend is my goober
by KiD K February 21, 2015
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1. "Wow, this goober thinks it's okay to threaten rape because I don't like Halo!"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
by TheKubliest October 17, 2014
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A peanut that likes to wear monacles and thongs...and also wear a hat and carries a cane. Likes to take people up the ass and against the wall. May be found in many different styles...such as "Teen Preganancy Goober", and "Ninja Goober".
by Joober January 23, 2005
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Get the goober mug.A goober is any type of bodily fluid which leaves in a large quantity. Typical goobers include semen, poop, snot, saliva and vomit.
EXAMPLE 1:
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."
Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard."
Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?"
Man1: "Point made."
by Flossua March 21, 2009
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"I'm trading in my stupid Google stocks for dick weed Bonds!"
"Sell low, buy low, stay low!"
"I think I am Incredible. This is Fuckin Awesome!!!"
"GooG ER!!!!"
"I'm trading in my stupid Google stocks for dick weed Bonds!"
"Sell low, buy low, stay low!"
"I think I am Incredible. This is Fuckin Awesome!!!"
"GooG ER!!!!"
by francis ford scopalla richard May 5, 2013
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by sparky27891 July 3, 2011
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