Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.
Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.
by SAFETY123 January 03, 2017
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Goober

A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.
Come here Goober.
Quit being a Goober Billy.
by Dik8utt February 21, 2019
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racially motivated slur towards people with half lung
by Crabitchpeanut March 12, 2022
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L from Death Note
“Look at him he’s just a little goober
by X1097_PA January 04, 2024
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a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.
Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!
by eeaa24 July 23, 2019
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The bonneville varsity baseball team especially #6
by Akronmommy23 March 31, 2022
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Balls or as doctors call them, testicles.
Ima get your goobers, boy!
by Goobers McMasterson February 23, 2021
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