gonna beat my mea

Song for sponges that live in pineapples under the sea

SPONGE: GONNA BEAT MY MEAT DOO DOO DOO DOO
Other dude: WTF

by Bestboibuck May 3, 2021

Gonna

An construction of “going to”. You can use it in sentences like “I’m gonna be a jojo!”, but not “I’m gonna the swimming pool” because that would sound silly. Often, people say “gonna” instead of “going to”.
It’s the same as “wanna” for “want to”, and “gotta” for “got to”.
You can use it in speech, but mostly not in formal prints; “going to” is common.
There are lots more information about this but these are just examples.

I’m gonna get my new phone for Christmas!

by thecharacterwannie April 26, 2023

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

by fuffytwinkle June 27, 2023

“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸

me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024

im gonna gillie you

when you fuck someone till they love you

im gonna gillie you anareae

by yumyumdaddy February 17, 2017

I'm gonna touch you vro

Often used to imply that a person will touch another person, (vro), usually consensual and the actions performed are considered freaky.

1. If you don't stop right now I'm gonna touch you vro
2. I'm gonna touch you vro
3. Don't make me touch you vro.

by myshishthereal789 June 18, 2024

I'm gonna' touch you

This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).

Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes

(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU

(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh

(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne

(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean

by Corra_bro January 31, 2025