Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.

girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021

Full contact frisbee golf

A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.

Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Golf

A derogatory term for Mexican

Person 1: Hi, im juan.
Person 2: Okay golf.

Person1: Um... DD:

by Golffffffff January 30, 2021

karma golf

The practice of intentionally losing karma in TTT and its derivatives because in golf, a lower score is better

1: GET BANNED AND TAKE THE L
2: I was just playing karma golf

by NerdAnnihilator May 12, 2021

Golf Clash

A game that says “Perfect Shot!” Even though the shot was shitty

Golf Clash: “Perfect Shot!”
Grandpa: “Shut up, that shot was shitty”

by GolfClashHater May 31, 2021

Left handed golf swing

When you hit the crack pipe while getting a bj from a crack whore

Yo, that left handed golf swing is going to kill you.

by That_Fairy August 28, 2025

The Golf Club Treatment

The action of torturing someone with a golf club for revenge against someone who justifyingly killed the avenger's dad, coined from the Last of Us Part 2 in the infamous "Golf" scene.

I'm gonna give that fucker The Golf Club Treatment!

by REDBOSS2008 September 26, 2025