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tamagotchi girlfriend

Much like the infamous keychain virtual pets tamagotchi they are never happy no matter how often you drop everything to trend to their constant needs, and inevitably end up gone anyway, reminding you why you stopped playing this game before whilst you long to do it again.
Man, the last thing I need is another tamagotchi girlfriend, I have enough drama!
by cryptokid August 1, 2015
mugGet the tamagotchi girlfriendmug.

girlfriend fnf

for more information search girlfriend fnf rule 34
wanna be my girlfriend from fnf?
sure i do have a red dress at home I'll be ur girlfriend fnf
by zred2006 February 10, 2022
mugGet the girlfriend fnfmug.

Helicopter Girlfriend

A hovering, slightly neurotic, but well-meaning, girlfriend who gets way too involved in her partner's day to day activities to the point of interfering with their activities and choices.
She is a total helicopter girlfriend who always makes everyone else stop talking to announce her boyfriend is about to say something.
by braces4life June 29, 2014
mugGet the Helicopter Girlfriendmug.

girlfriend jeans

Designer jeans you only buy and wear because of your (usually much younger and/or hipper) girlfriend. Your girlfriend may buy them for you or you may buy them yourself, feeling the pressure to hip up.
"Dude, nice girlfriend jeans. Your package is noticeably bulging and your ass looks like it's eating them in the rear. What, the little jailbait GF make you burn all your old baggy ass dirty denim?"
by Wes' Coast Yo March 3, 2010
mugGet the girlfriend jeansmug.

Perfect girlfriend

Bailey chiales
Bailey chiales is the most loving caring girlfriend you will ever find she is utterly the epitome of a perfect girlfriend.
by Luis sandoval V June 7, 2017
mugGet the Perfect girlfriendmug.

tex-girlfriend

an ex-girlfriend that you only really communicated by text or facebook messaging or something
Dude, I saw my tex-girlfriend today for the first time and dayum she's uglay.
mugGet the tex-girlfriendmug.

hoffer's girlfriend

one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.
man i can't believe "hoffer's girlfriend" fucked us all last night
by theo May 7, 2003
mugGet the hoffer's girlfriendmug.

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