Decapitating the german

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 10, 2021

Dirty German

The dirty German is when you are jerking of to your favorite porn site while you’re on the toilet taking a shit...

Hey bud, I’d be over at your place drinking a beer, but I’m to busy with my dirty German.

by May 12, 2021

german laugh

When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.

"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."

by Exzentrik August 06, 2022

German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.

"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"

by tobiasnazi December 16, 2021

german sidecar

The sharing of the toilet when more than one is desperate.

If you're that desperate bro, you can either wait or hop in my German sidecar if you know what I'm saying!

by megamonkeymoo August 23, 2015

German Dab

In 1933-1945 the german dab was the main greeting form in Germany.

"Hey look at that crowd they are all doing the german dab"

by NudenJigger July 16, 2019