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doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life
Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
by venus88 September 21, 2009
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Paris Saint Germain

Also known as PSG by the fans. Greatest football club in the world(real football where you actually use your feet).
Only (good)team of the French capital. They play at the "Parc des Princes" a beautiful stadium. L'OM is its main rival and Paris has fucked them in the last 3 years.
Winners of 2 european C2 cups, and various French Cups and Championships
by Ronto November 7, 2004
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gerbal tube

a plastic or stainless steel tube that two rump rangers simultaneously stick up their asses an allow an entrapped gerbal two run about inside tickleling their rrctums.
Richard Gere was once caught on Fire Island with a gerbal tube jammed up his ass.
by Moe Foe April 13, 2005
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German War Machine

The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.
I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.
by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016
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German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"
The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.
by Jadjad January 6, 2013
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German shower nozzle

The German word for shower is Dusche.
Confuse someone by calling them a German shower nozzle.
by Herr Lippbalm February 23, 2014
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german icing

The act of cumming so much into an anus that the next time the person shits, the shit is covered in white cum
Man, she shut up after I gave her the German Icing.
by retaregit May 17, 2014
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