Goblin King

1. (Prop. Noun) A popular poster on the PvP Forums whose claims to Internet fame are his ambiguous sexuality, and writing fake slash about popular characters from such fantasy classics as The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. See also attention whore.

2. (Prop. Noun) The King of Goblins, the antagonist of the film Labyrinth. Played by David Bowie. Disturbingly, he really is that well-hung.

3. (n.) Any King of Goblins, generally in a fantasy setting.

1. Did you see what Goblin King posted last night? My brain nearly shut down!

2. That Goblin King guy sure could sing.

3. "Verily, I shall slay thee, Goblin King!"

by Gildas January 18, 2004

Goosing

The act of placing your fingers so your hand forms a goose’s head and jabbing it into your victim’s anus

I had to Steve, Roger was asking for a good goosing.

by GooseMan123 August 17, 2018

Goblin Slayer

Man who has sex with substantially less attractive women on a regular basis (the women would be referred to as goblins).

Grimey: Dude I saw that goblin you brought home last night, you slay that shit?

Mooch: Fuck you man, you're still a bigger goblin slayer than I'll ever be.

by Pegis January 21, 2009

hob goblin

when a male performs self masturbation and curls up to himself and sounds like freakitty old man while ejaculating...he is performing the hob goblin.

Man I just walked in on kevin and he was hob goblin like a mofo... that nasty nigguh!!! WTF!!??

by Frsh To Death April 17, 2010

chode-goblin

One who gobbles the chode.

My friend bill is achode-goblin

by Steve August 10, 2003

Goodington

Gunays Way Of Saying Whats Good

Whats Goodington?
Whats Goodington?...Chillington Man

by Sik Beni November 22, 2006

goolang

two thirds of a particular substance (ex. food)

There's only a goolang left of this pie.

by clownbird July 28, 2007