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clout

bitches who call themselves this meas that they just wannabes that tink their cool
retarded 13 year-old: uhh u aint got no clout points 😒
by maya.0531 May 3, 2018
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?

Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.

Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.

Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓

Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.

Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.

Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts

Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe

Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cheese to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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Clout

Having many friends and being very popular.
Bro, Ryan has mad clout. He's like... famous.
by MiaCartee December 10, 2017
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Clout Gas

Clout Gas simply put would be Vape Smoke. (only normies call it Vape Smoke)
"Dude there are so many high schoolers infecting the bus that i ride with Clout Gas."
by TotallyNotA_Normie February 5, 2019
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Clout goggles

clout goggles or gogy goggles are a good way to become very popular. the youtuber georgenotfound in famous for using them. Rappers also use them alot,and get pretty dang popular
a popular pair of glasses.

rapper fan. i got clout goggles
other rapper fan. no fair! i want clout goggles
by LactoseMan323 November 4, 2021
mugGet the Clout gogglesmug.

Clout

"These tories look like a right bunch of clouts"
by JeoGh0ul May 24, 2019
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Clout

Clout is a name that very few go by. Those that do are very strong minded, but when broken slowly fall apart. They are very powerful and intelligent but don't like to brag. Clout's normally have a great sense of humor, and are great at appeasing there friends. They are gentle and kind, but will not hesitate to rip your heart out. All Clouts are highly attractive yet claim they are ugly and don't deserve love.
person 1: Have you met the new kid clout?

Person 2: yeah, she fine af.
by Hail_hitler_1010101010101 December 7, 2020
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