ten flat

The act of flatuating consistantly for ten seconds whilst producing a constant sound resembling that of bass.

As PJ asked Stacey to the movies, he panicked; the ensuing ten flat ruined what remaining chances he had to date Stacey that night.

by deathsythe22 March 13, 2009

Flat Irish

noun;

1. An uninteresting person

2. A disappointing experience that fails to meet expectation or hype

syn;
plain, dull, beige

Friend 1: “How was your date?”
Friend 2: “Eh. They turned out to be a real Flat Irish.”

by hwiskey_dick_wilson June 23, 2018

The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."

"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"

by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019

flat bickie

Flat bickie is used when you a cruising along the highway with your boys.

“Oscar bro go flat bickie”, “yeh righto brother I’m on it”

by YEWW33 April 25, 2019

flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)

alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Flat rat

The people not good enough to live in the Jew neighborhoods of Woodbridge. Prime example: Saldi Hyska

Saldi is a fuckin flat rat

by Westieaboutit May 6, 2017

The Flat Tire

The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.

The Flat Tire:

Cop: Put your hands on the car.

Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)

by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017