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Fellatio Fever

A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.
I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!
by Goosey Goose August 17, 2020
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Idiot Fever

1. Having the desire to shop for something that you can’t afford or not ready to purchase. Usually a large ticket item.

2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.
1. Wow!! I can’t believe they asked me to show them that house, they just lost their jobs. Fuck man, they must have Idiot Fever.

2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.
by CheTaylor September 7, 2020
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Rez Fever

A person who has a sexual fetish or fetish in general for Native Americans. "Rez" is short for Reservation which is where they tend to live on.
Dylan's favorite movie is Pocahontas because he has Rez Fever.
by Unlocked-Character September 30, 2020
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Bangkok fever

Uninhibited alcohol consumption often resulting in pregnancy and/or VD. Known to be contracted in/around Khao San Road after numerous Changs and/or buckets of Samsung, Coke, and Redbull. Symptoms of Bangkok Fever are memory loss, multiple bruises, and shame.
"Damn, I just went to the doctor after my trip to Bangkok and realized I've got a bad case of the herp. It must be a result of my Bangkok fever which forced me to mingle with all those transexual Thai prostitutes."
by Bangin'inBangkok May 2, 2012
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porch fever

When you can't wait to get inside before you 'get inside'!!
We had had a great night and there she was stroking my cock and gettin it ready. I couldn't wait - my cock was tenting my pants! Folks weren't home, I had porch fever so fucked her on the front door step.
by Jenkisani February 27, 2011
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Fantasy Fever

The intense desire to exist or live in a fantasy world
Person 1: Melanie sure has been reading a lot of fantasy books recently.
Person 2: Yeah, she has fantasy fever.
by cxaray December 12, 2022
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Francis Fever

A highly contagious condition developed when falling head over heels in love with a Francis boy. Initial symptoms one can present with include; flushed cheeks, sweaty palms as well as a racing heart beat.

This condition is known to be terminal, as the power of the Love Bug is so strong, that doctors have given up trying to even attempt to understand it's magical powers. It should also be mentioned that over time, the initial symptoms do not go away, but rather strengthen; similarly to the love that grows for said Francis Boy. Progressive Symptoms include; difficulty breathing, heart palpitations (the good kind), going weak in the knees, as well as the uncontrollable urge to kiss him.

While terminal, the condition can be maintained by consistent treatment with a self dosage of sufficient kisses and hugs. Although, one is able to take more as needed throughout the day. It is also recommended to be comforted by said Francis Boy, in order to ensure a steady recovery. Cuddles in bed are also highly recommended.
Doctor:" I have some important news to share with you. The test results have returned, and they confirm my suspicions. You have undoubtedly developed Francis Fever. By the looks of your symptoms, I recon the incubation period to be roughly 2 months so far."
by My Sweets July 5, 2023
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